HARI RAYA JOKES – 21(1)

Posted on May 13, 2021 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

President Joe Biden wants the White House painted!

The Chinese guy quoted 3 million dollars.

The European guy quoted 7 million dollars.

The Malaysian guy quoted 10 million dollars.

Joe asked the Chinese guy how did you quote?
He said:
1 million for paint
1 million for labour
1 million profit.

He asked the European?
He said:
3 million for paint
2 million for labour
2 million profit.

He asked the Malaysian?
The Malaysian said:
4 million for me
3 million for you
3 million will give it to the Chinese guy to paint.

 

What did one ocean say to the other?

“Check out this awesome plane I got!

I hear Malaysian is a pretty rare brand.”
“Nah man, they aren’t; I got one too.”

 

Four men walk into an upmarket bar…

One is a Malaysian, one a Laotian, one a Burmese and the other is a Vietnamese. As they walk in, the doorman stops them and says, “sorry gentlemen, I can’t let you in without a Thai.”

 

How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks!

 

Why don’t Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots!

 

Malaysian food is the best!

Because it goes down easily!

 

The Malaysian athletes at the Asian Games in Beijing are looking very worried!

Must be thinking about their Malaysia Airlines flight home already.

 

Three amateur shoemakers enter their finest pair of footwear into a competition and are about to be graded on their handiwork …

The judge goes to the African girl and says “These are the finest pair of shoes I have ever seen! *A+*!”
Then the judge walks up to a chubby Malaysian boy and says “Good effort, but you could’ve done better. *C-*.”
Finally, the judge approaches the ginger boy and moans “Not even a pauper¬†would wear such a wretched footwear! *F*!”
“Seriously?!” the ginger kid snarls. “How could I have *possibly* messed up such an impeccable pair of shoes?”
The judge sighs and answers
“You forgot the sole.”

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