Posted on May 7, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

One day three women went for a job interview. The man interviewing them posed all three the same question. What would you do if you found an extra RM 100 in your pay cheque that you shouldn’t have received?

The first one said, “I’d give it back as it wasn’t mine and I wasn’t entitled to it.”

When he asked the second one, she replied, “I’d give it to charity.”

When he asked the third one, she was more honest and she said, “I’d keep it for myself and go out for a drink.” Which one of the three women got the job?

The one with the biggest tits!


Why do men die before their wives?

They want to!


Three women were trapped on an island. They needed to get across the water to the mainland.

They came across a genie who said, “I will grant you ladies three wishes.”

The first woman said, “Turn me into a fish” and she swam across the water to the other island.

The second woman said, “Give me a boat” and she rowed to the other side.

The third woman said, “Turn me into a man” and she walked across the bridge!


Officer: “Madam, swimming is prohibited in this lake.”

Lady: “Why didn’t you tell me when I was removing all my clothes?”

Officer: “Well, that’s not prohibited!”


Doris is sitting in a bar and says to her friend that she wants to have plastic surgery to enlarge her breasts.

The bartender tells her, “Hey, you don’t need surgery to do that. I know how to do it without surgery.”

Doris asks, “How do I do it without surgery?” “Just rub toilet paper between them.” Fascinated, Doris says, “How does that make them bigger?”

“I don’t know but it sure worked for your ass!”


How does a man show that he is planning for the future?

He buys two crates of beer!


Q: Why is a woman with no breasts a pirate’s delight?
A: Because she has a sunken chest!


A guy walks into a bar and says to the barman, “Give me six double vodkas.”
The barman says, “Wow, you must have had one hell of a day.”
“Yeah, I just found out my oldest son is gay.”
The next day, the same guy comes into the bar and asks for six more double vodkas.

When the bartender asks what’s wrong, the man says, “I just found out that my youngest son is gay, too!”
On the third day, the guy comes into the bar and orders another six double vodkas. The bartender says, “Jesus! Doesn’t anybody in your family like women?”
The man downs the first drink and shakes his head, “Yeah, my wife!”

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