Posted on September 9, 2021 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

While a man was dying, his wife was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.
Her prayer woke him from his slumber. He looked up, and his pale lips began to move slightly.
“My darling,” he whispered.
“Hush, my love,” she said. “Rest, don’t talk.”
He was insistent. “I have something that I must confess,” he said in a tired voice.
“There isn’t anything to confess,” replied his weeping wife. “Everything’s ok. Go to sleep.”
The man blurted out: “No, no, I must die in peace. I…I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!”
“I know,” whispered his wife, “that’s why I poisoned you.”


Having had one too many, a bar drinker was beginning to display an ugly side.
An unescorted female sat down beside him and he whispered to her, “Hey! How about it, babe ? You and me ?”
As she got up to move, he said loudly, “Honey, you sure look like you could use the money, but I don’t have an extra two dollars.”
She looked back and replied just as loudly, “What makes you think I charge by the inch?”


A superb and economical restaurant.

Fine food, expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.

A man put his car in reverse and accidentally drove it into a wall. He took it to his mechanic, who replaced the dented bumper.
A few days later, he actually did it again. “I’m so embarrassed,” he moaned to his wife while he reached for the phone.
“Why not tell him it was me this time?” his wife suggested.
“I could,” he said while dialling, “but that’s what I told him the last time.”


“Look, Charlie,” the coach said, “you know the principles of good sportsmanship. You know the Little League doesn’t allow temper tantrums, shouting at the umpire, or abusive language.”
“Yes sir, I understand.”
“Good, Charlie. Now, would you explain that to your father?”


Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his big sister had enough of his antics.
“You’re not supposed to talk out loud in church.”
“Why? Who’s going to stop me?” Joel asked.
Angie pointed to the back of the church and said, “See those two men standing by the door? They’re Hushers.”

Behind every successful man, there is a single woman.

Behind every failed man, there is a wife.


Little Johnny watched the science teacher start the experiment with the worms. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol
The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a jar of sperm.
The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.
After one day, these were the results:
The first worm in alcohol – dead.
Second worm in cigarette smoke – dead.
Third worm in sperm – dead.
Fourth worm in soil – alive.
So, the Science teacher asked the class – “What can you learn from this experiment.”
Little Johnny quickly raised his hand and said – “As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won’t have worms.”

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