A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. “Please describe,” said his attorney, “the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife’s infidelity.”.. read more

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were.. read more

Sometimes, to become successful, we do not need to add more things, we need to give up on some of them. Even though each one of us has a different definition.. read more

Rodney walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots – one for me and one for my best buddy here.” The bartender says, “You want both drinks.. read more

As she passed the young novices, Mother Superior said, “Good morning, ladies,” and the novices replied, “Good morning, Mother Superior. May God be with you.” But once they were past,.. read more

We all want to work smarter, not harder to be effective at work, and get things done on time. We can achieve this professional goal no matter which industry we belong to… read more

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he.. read more

An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries,.. read more

For nearly everybody, in nearly all situations, multitasking is impossible. When we think we are multitasking, most often we are not really doing two things at once – but instead, individual actions.. read more