Archive for September, 2020

SUNDAY JOKES – 21

Posted on September 20th, 2020 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. “Please describe,” said his attorney, “the incident that first caused you to entertain suspicions as to your wife’s infidelity.”.. read more

SATURDAY JOKES – 21

Posted on September 20th, 2020 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, “Ma’am did you know you were.. read more

HOW TO SUCCEED

Posted on September 18th, 2020 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Sometimes, to become successful, we do not need to add more things, we need to give up on some of them. Even though each one of us has a different definition.. read more

SET YOUR PRIORITIES

Posted on September 17th, 2020 · Posted in Blog

Being able to set priorities is the key to getting organised and making the most of your time. But how do you set priorities for your day-to-day tasks and activities as well.. read more

MALAYSIA DAY HOLIDAY JOKES

Posted on September 16th, 2020 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Rodney walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots – one for me and one for my best buddy here.” The bartender says, “You want both drinks.. read more

TUESDAY JOKES – 21

Posted on September 15th, 2020 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

As she passed the young novices, Mother Superior said, “Good morning, ladies,” and the novices replied, “Good morning, Mother Superior. May God be with you.” But once they were past,.. read more

WORK SMART

Posted on September 14th, 2020 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

We all want to work smarter, not harder to be effective at work, and get things done on time. We can achieve this professional goal no matter which industry we belong to… read more

SUNDAY JOKES – 20

Posted on September 13th, 2020 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he.. read more

SATURDAY JOKES – 20

Posted on September 12th, 2020 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries,.. read more

MULTITASKING

Posted on September 11th, 2020 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

For nearly everybody, in nearly all situations, multitasking is impossible. When we think we are multitasking, most often we are not really doing two things at once – but instead, individual actions.. read more