Archive for the 'General' Category

THURSDAY JOKES – 109

Posted on May 26th, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

One day Jimmy got home early from school and his mom asked, “Why are you home so early?” He answered, “Because I was the only one that answered a question.. read more

ANTIBIOTICS

Posted on May 25th, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

What are antibiotics?  Antibiotics are used to stop the growth of or to destroy bacteria of infectious diseases. If you have a virus, antibiotics will not cure an infection. Viral.. read more

TUESDAY JOKES – 109

Posted on May 24th, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Dad: “Can I see your report card, son?” Son: “I don’t have it.” Dad: “Why?” Son: “I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents!”   If.. read more

POST EXERCISE RECOVERY

Posted on May 23rd, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

If you want the best results from your exercise program, then it is important to have a specific strategy for what you do after your workouts to help ensure that.. read more

SUNDAY JOKES – 108

Posted on May 22nd, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

A family of four were having a dinner. Everybody was bored, so the dad says” let’s play a game,” “What is something you lick but get really tempted to just.. read more

SATURDAY JOKES – 108

Posted on May 21st, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

A mother went to pick up her daughter from elementary school and found her doing handstands against the wall. When they got into the car, the mother said, “Darling, I.. read more

FOOD ANXIETY

Posted on May 20th, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

We have the burden of choice and the burden of often conflicting information. From here, reflection can turn to chronic, tiring or even oppressive deliberation – hence, the anxiety, the excessive.. read more

THURSDAY JOKES – 108

Posted on May 19th, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

The teacher was teaching a lesson on animals. Teacher: What does a puppy do? Student: it rolls around on the grass. Teacher: Good! What does a cow do? Student: It.. read more

SHOES

Posted on May 18th, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

It is estimated that in an average lifetime, we use our feet to walk the equivalent of five times the circumference of the earth. Yet we rarely give our feet.. read more

TUESDAY JOKES – 108

Posted on May 17th, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So, I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from.. read more