Archive for September, 2024

SHOES

Posted on September 30th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

It is estimated that in an average lifetime, we use our feet to walk the equivalent of five times the circumference of the earth. Yet we rarely give our feet.. read more

SUNDAY JOKES – 231

Posted on September 29th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

  It was the first day of school. Harry’s mother went into his bedroom and said, “Come on Harry, get up now. You have to go to school today.” “But.. read more

SATURDAY JOKES – 231

Posted on September 28th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Terengganu, Malaysia I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. So, I said, “Cool accent, are you two.. read more

The wonders of watermelon fruit

Posted on September 28th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

  Watermelon is a staple at many summertime picnics and gatherings around the country. While most people agree watermelon tastes good, a majority are unaware of the many health benefits.. read more

THURSDAY JOKES – 231

Posted on September 26th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Waterfalls at Kota Belud, Sabah, Malaysia A tough-looking group of hairy bikers is riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader,.. read more

PILLOW

Posted on September 25th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Pillows are an essential part of any good sleep system. After all, we spend almost a third of our lives in bed which means we spend almost a third of our lives.. read more

TUESDAY JOKES – 231

Posted on September 24th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Sabandar Beach, Tuaran, Sabah, Malaysia A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex. He gives her a pill but warns her that it’s.. read more

KITCHEN SPONGE

Posted on September 23rd, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

One of the most important tools of your daily household routine could be harming you more than you ever imagined. Here are some things to take stock of before it.. read more

SUNDAY JOKES – 230

Posted on September 22nd, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.” She removes.. read more

SATURDAY JOKES – 230

Posted on September 21st, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Kota Belud, Sabah, Malaysia. Brother John entered the “Monastery of Silence” and the Abbott said, “Brother, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you wish.. read more