MERDEKA HOLIDAY JOKES
A conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer. Husband : (Returning late from work) “Good Evening, Dear, I’m now logged in.” Wife :.. read more
A conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer. Husband : (Returning late from work) “Good Evening, Dear, I’m now logged in.” Wife :.. read more
One night an angel was flying around. She saw a guy is counting sheep in bed: “one, two, three, four, five, six …” The angel removed his left brain, and.. read more
There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage on a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel, and as it was.. read more
A tourist couple from England was driving through Penang Island. As they approached Air Itam, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the place. They argued back and forth, then.. read more
Coconut water is a revitalising drink. It has a delicately sweet, nutty taste. Coconut water contains sugar and electrolytes but as readily digestible carbohydrates. Coconut water is a transparent fluid found.. read more
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through.. read more