Archive for August, 2022

MERDEKA HOLIDAY JOKES

Posted on August 31st, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

A conversation between a wife and a husband who happens to be a software engineer. Husband : (Returning late from work) “Good Evening, Dear, I’m now logged in.” Wife :.. read more

BANANA

Posted on August 30th, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Bananas are one of the most popular and handy fruits in the market. This elongated, golden-yellow fruit is botanically a berry. It belongs to a Musaceae family, usually found in.. read more

GRAPES

Posted on August 29th, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Humans have been growing grapes as early as 6500 BC and in the mythology of several cultures, this fruit symbolizes abundance and fertility. In addition to being downright gorgeous –.. read more

SUNDAY JOKES – 122

Posted on August 28th, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

One night an angel was flying around. She saw a guy is counting sheep in bed: “one, two, three, four, five, six …” The angel removed his left brain, and.. read more

LEMON

Posted on August 26th, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

The benefits of lemon water reveal that it improves digestion, rids the body of toxins, has antimicrobial properties, aids weight loss, balances the body’s pH and is good for your.. read more

THURSDAY JOKES – 122

Posted on August 25th, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage on a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel, and as it was.. read more

PULASAN

Posted on August 24th, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Pulasan, a fruit which is similar to and sometimes confused with the closely related rambutan, is an attractive, medium-sized tree, sometimes used as an ornamental. The fruit is oval, 5 to.. read more

TUESDAY JOKES – 122

Posted on August 23rd, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

A tourist couple from England was driving through Penang Island. As they approached Air Itam, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the place. They argued back and forth, then.. read more

COCONUT WATER

Posted on August 22nd, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Coconut water is a revitalising drink. It has a delicately sweet, nutty taste. Coconut water contains sugar and electrolytes but as readily digestible carbohydrates. Coconut water is a transparent fluid found.. read more

SUNDAY JOKES – 121

Posted on August 21st, 2022 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through.. read more