Archive for January, 2024

SATURDAY JOKES – 195

Posted on January 20th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Kota Semarahan, Sarawak, Malaysia A husband and wife are campaigning for a friend who is contesting the local elections. They both become so busy that they do not think of.. read more

BANANAS

Posted on January 19th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

  Bananas are one of the most popular and handy fruits in the market. This elongated, golden-yellow fruit is botanically a berry. It belongs to a Musaceae family, usually found.. read more

THURSDAY JOKES – 195

Posted on January 18th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Denai Kabus, Gerik, Perak, Malaysia. A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe on his tombstone, “Here lies Strange, an honest man, and a.. read more

LEMON

Posted on January 17th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

  The benefits of lemon water reveal that it improves digestion, rids the body of toxins, has antimicrobial properties, aids weight loss, balances the body’s pH and is good for.. read more

TUESDAY JOKES – 195

Posted on January 16th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Padi fields at D’Bendang, Yan, Kedah, Malaysia. Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your.. read more

PULASAN

Posted on January 15th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Pulasan, a fruit which is similar to and sometimes confused with the closely related rambutan, is an attractive, medium-sized tree, sometimes used as an ornamental. The fruit is oval, 5.. read more

SUNDAY JOKES – 194

Posted on January 14th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Bukit Kayu Hitam, Kedah, Malaysia. A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s.. read more

SATURDAY JOKES – 194

Posted on January 13th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Kuala Sepetang (Port Weld), Perak, Malaysia. A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to town in search of one in her size. She entered.. read more

GRAPES

Posted on January 8th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Classified under the family of berries, grapes come in different varieties as well as colours – green, red, blue, purple and black. While majority of the production of grapes in.. read more

SUNDAY JOKES – 193

Posted on January 7th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Hiking at Bukit Janggut, Kota Kinabalu, Sabah, Malaysia yesterday morning. A cat dies and goes to the Animal Heaven. God meets him at the Gate and says, “You have been.. read more