Archive for August, 2024

SATURDAY JOKES – 224

Posted on August 11th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Jogging up Bukit Bauk, Paka, Terengganu, Malaysia A man dies and goes to heaven when Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, “You need 1000 points to make.. read more

BITING YOUR FINGERNAILS!

Posted on August 9th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Nail biting is a pretty common habit. About half of all pre-teens and teens bite their nails, according to health experts at the University of Michigan, though most people stop after.. read more

THURSDAY JOKES – 224

Posted on August 8th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

A huge picture on stage. Three Pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first Pastor said, “You know since summer started, I’ve been having trouble with mice in.. read more

MEASURE YOUR DEGREE OF PERSISTENCE

Posted on August 7th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Too many people often get started without commitment.  As a result, they waste valuable time and energy on pursuits that they will give up after a few months of haphazard.. read more

TUESDAY JOKES – 224

Posted on August 6th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

  Tawau, Sabah, Malaysia Two Viagra pills walked into a bar. They sat down next to two marijuana plants who were engrossed in an animated discussion. “I don’t get it,”.. read more

SHARP MIND

Posted on August 5th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

The importance of keeping your mind sharp cannot be overstated. We are all part of a fantastic intellectual and information economy, which thrives on ideas, creativity and intelligence. Keeping your.. read more

SUNDAY JOKES – 223

Posted on August 4th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Tuaran Beach, Sabah, Malaysia. Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was making her rounds. She was visiting home-bound patients when she ran out of gas. As.. read more

SATURDAY JOKES – 223

Posted on August 3rd, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Kuala Kertih Beach, Kertih, Terengganu, Malaysia. A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As.. read more

“PLEASE”

Posted on August 3rd, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Let us face it; most of us rely on the help and assistance of others throughout our day – at work, home, and out in the community.  Sometimes we may.. read more

THURSDAY JOKES – 223

Posted on August 1st, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Near Lahad Datu Beach, Sabah, Malaysia Three guys are trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, “Let’s watch the registration.. read more