Archive for the 'General' Category

TUESDAY JOKES – 224

Posted on August 6th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

  Tawau, Sabah, Malaysia Two Viagra pills walked into a bar. They sat down next to two marijuana plants who were engrossed in an animated discussion. “I don’t get it,”.. read more

SHARP MIND

Posted on August 5th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

The importance of keeping your mind sharp cannot be overstated. We are all part of a fantastic intellectual and information economy, which thrives on ideas, creativity and intelligence. Keeping your.. read more

SUNDAY JOKES – 223

Posted on August 4th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Tuaran Beach, Sabah, Malaysia. Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was making her rounds. She was visiting home-bound patients when she ran out of gas. As.. read more

SATURDAY JOKES – 223

Posted on August 3rd, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Kuala Kertih Beach, Kertih, Terengganu, Malaysia. A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As.. read more

“PLEASE”

Posted on August 3rd, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Let us face it; most of us rely on the help and assistance of others throughout our day – at work, home, and out in the community.  Sometimes we may.. read more

THURSDAY JOKES – 223

Posted on August 1st, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Near Lahad Datu Beach, Sabah, Malaysia Three guys are trying to sneak into the Olympic Village in Atlanta to scoop souvenirs and autographs. The first says, “Let’s watch the registration.. read more

ASK WHAT YOU WANT

Posted on July 31st, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

The key reason why confidence is so powerful and magnetic is simple. It is because confident people ask for what they want. Whether it is advice, a sale, or a.. read more

TUESDAY JOKES – 223

Posted on July 31st, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Kuala Klawang, Jelebu, Negeri Sembilan, Malaysia. An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said,.. read more

READING

Posted on July 29th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Daily readers know that reading makes them feel good and they enjoy getting lost in a good story. Most of us do not really need an excuse to pick up.. read more

SUNDAY JOKES – 222

Posted on July 28th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Teluk Kemang All-Women Motorbike Convoy Group, Port Dickson, N.S., Malaysia A salesman was testifying in his divorce proceedings against his wife. “Please describe,” said his attorney, “the incident that first.. read more