Archive for the 'Memo Plus Gold' Category

LEMON

Posted on January 17th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

  The benefits of lemon water reveal that it improves digestion, rids the body of toxins, has antimicrobial properties, aids weight loss, balances the body’s pH and is good for.. read more

TUESDAY JOKES – 195

Posted on January 16th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Padi fields at D’Bendang, Yan, Kedah, Malaysia. Three police officers were standing in line at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked the first officer, “What did you do with your.. read more

PULASAN

Posted on January 15th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Pulasan, a fruit which is similar to and sometimes confused with the closely related rambutan, is an attractive, medium-sized tree, sometimes used as an ornamental. The fruit is oval, 5.. read more

SUNDAY JOKES – 194

Posted on January 14th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Bukit Kayu Hitam, Kedah, Malaysia. A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s.. read more

SATURDAY JOKES – 194

Posted on January 13th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Kuala Sepetang (Port Weld), Perak, Malaysia. A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to town in search of one in her size. She entered.. read more

GRAPES

Posted on January 8th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Classified under the family of berries, grapes come in different varieties as well as colours – green, red, blue, purple and black. While majority of the production of grapes in.. read more

SUNDAY JOKES – 193

Posted on January 7th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Hiking at Bukit Janggut, Kota Kinabalu, Sabah, Malaysia yesterday morning. A cat dies and goes to the Animal Heaven. God meets him at the Gate and says, “You have been.. read more

SATURDAY JOKES – 193

Posted on January 6th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Teluk Likas, Kota Kinabalu, Sabah, Malaysia. Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose.. read more

CUSTARD APPLE

Posted on January 5th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Custard apples have white slimy flesh with a grainy texture and colour and seeds are generally black or brown. Ripe custard apples have a very mellow-sweet smell. This is a.. read more

THURSDAY JOKES – 193

Posted on January 4th, 2024 · Posted in Blog, General, Memo Plus Gold, Personal

Tumpat, Kelantan, Malaysia. A pastor, a priest and a minister have their houses of worship side by side, so they decide to carpool. On the first day, the other two.. read more