Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”
Vincent: “One dollar.”
Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”
Vincent: “You don’t know my father!”
Q: What type of examination does the vampire teacher give his students?
A: A blood test!
A kid comes home from school and so excitedly telling his dad, daddy, daddy the teacher asked a question at school today and I was the only one who answered it.
His father replies congratulations to you, my son and I am proud but what was the question?
Who broke the damn window…?
Q: What did the verb say when the words have, has and had were removed from the English language?
A: “Nobody’s perfect!”
A teacher asked a student that if I give you 3+3 rabbits, how many do you have”?
The student says, I will have 7 rabbits.
The teacher asks, how come?
The student says, I already have 1 rabbit!
Q: What is a witch’s favourite subject in school?
A: Spelling!
A teacher asks a student, “Are you ignorant or just apathetic?”
The kid answers, “I don’t know and I don’t care!”
Teacher: can you see God?
Student: no.
Teacher: can you feel God?
Student no.
Teacher: can you smell God?
Student: no.
Teacher: so, God isn’t real!
*A student’s hand goes up*
Student: can you see your brain?
Teacher: no.
Student; can you feel your brain?
Teacher: no.
Student: can you smell your brain?
Teacher: no.
Student: so, you have no brain!
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